This may go outside the area, but...

Late night online-gaming runs have forced some of the more popular internet cafés to add sleeping quarters, thereby reducing the amount of car accidents attributed to lack of sleep.

"And if you'll all look up at the screen, you'll see a vicious woman laughing at that man's horribly-colored tie."

"Hey, there's something on your shir--got your nose!"

...I'm sorry.